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by Scrabble817
Tue Aug 25 2015 8:47am
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A burglar broke into a music shop last week and got away with the lute.
by Scrabble817
Tue Aug 25 2015 8:50am
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In another incident, a would-be customer seized a drum then beat it.
by Scrabble817
Fri Aug 28 2015 11:48pm
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Had some fission chips yesterday but ended up with atomic ache.
by Scrabble817
Mon Oct 10 2016 10:12am
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A large flightless South American bird has escaped from the local zoo. Drivers are advised to check their rhea view mirrors.
by Scrabble817
Thu Dec 22 2016 9:18am
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Q: What qualifications has Father Christmas got?

A: Ho-ho-ho levels.
by Scrabble817
Wed Dec 21 2016 10:32am
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Last Christmas, I let out a f*rt,
And I've got no doubt it was caused by a sprout.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
by Scrabble817
Tue Feb 14 2017 10:48pm
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Re: Valentine Jokes

Roses are red, white, yellow or pink. You can make them turn blue if you stand them in ink.
by Scrabble817
Sat Mar 18 2017 8:09am
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If pigs could fly, bacon would go up.
by Scrabble817
Mon Jul 31 2017 1:22am
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I bought a bag of stable manure from my local garden centre, but after I got it home it fell over. Should I take it back for a refund?