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by kevinchess1
Sun Dec 29 2019 10:16pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits

The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
by macliam
Thu Jan 23 2020 7:07pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Padraig has the heart of a lion.

He's been banned from Dublin Zoo...
by macliam
Wed Feb 05 2020 8:12pm
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It seems "beefstew" is no good as a password.

It's not stroganoff.
by macliam
Tue Feb 11 2020 7:21pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Then the doctor meets Joe, who is trotting around and making beeping noises. "Excuse me", asks the doctor, "What on earth are you doing?" "I’m driving my car!", saysJoe,excitedly. "Beep beep!" "Now, now", says the doctor, "this is just an illusion..." Then a voice comes from the bed opposite, "Oy do...
by macliam
Fri Feb 21 2020 3:22pm
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Re: Believe it or not - was the Corona virus predicted ?

I bought a bottle of Corona pop in 1970 and I caught a cold later...... was this a premonition? :shifty:

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by macliam
Sat Mar 14 2020 4:01pm
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Re: What Are You Stockpiling for Coronavirus?

Why are the overpriced handwashes/hand sanistisers sold out? Surely soap, washing up liquid, shower gel etc has the same effect? As previously posted, liquid soap is recommended, but all those you say will have their effect - and HOT water. People seem to be convinced a bit of disinfectant will do ...
by Kelantan
Fri Jul 31 2020 12:27pm
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Re: What can we celebrate today?

[1956] Yorkshire born cricketer Jim Laker (who played for Surrey) became the first man to take all 10 wickets in a Test match innings as he returned figures of 10 wickets for 53 runs against Australia's in the second innings at Old Trafford, Manchester. His match figures for the two innings gave hi...
by macliam
Tue Aug 18 2020 12:16pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

gle1975 wrote:
Mon Aug 17 2020 9:30am
The Irish health service were advised to vaccinate the population. So they bought a load of Vax carpet shampoo and washed everyone.
Is that like Matt Hancock's explanation of a coronavirus vaccine?

......Apparently you just plug it in and it sucks up all the virus