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by macliam
Tue Dec 04 2018 7:21pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

kevinchess1 wrote:
Tue Dec 04 2018 6:11pm
At the local Hindu corner store, I spent a few minutes talking to the statue of Ganesh that they keep on the counter.

Just a bit of idol chatter.
Was that a trunk call? :eh:
by kevinchess1
Tue Dec 04 2018 6:11pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

At the local Hindu corner store, I spent a few minutes talking to the statue of Ganesh that they keep on the counter.

Just a bit of idol chatter.
by kevinchess1
Sat Jan 05 2019 9:00am
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SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school today.

ME: What's that?

SON: It’s a big building with students, but that’s not important right now!
by kevinchess1
Wed Jan 02 2019 11:36pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

I have a baseball bat that I've named Curiosity...
by blythburgh
Thu Jul 04 2019 9:19am
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Re: Brexit Bounces too

It might be justified to suspend Godwin's Law if they're really going to take cues from the National Socialist playbook . I was nevertheless quite impressed to hear pro-leave broadcaster Iain Dale starkly tell the Brexit Party leader that his behaviour had brought shame on this country, during thei...
by MP3746
Tue Jul 16 2019 10:53am
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Re: What a Thriller

I agree with MP3746 but think we should also congratulate the management team who have turned things around. They say behind every successful man is a woman, even more true is behind every successful sports team is a management and support team. The management team has worked wonders and their obje...
by kevinchess1
Sat Aug 10 2019 12:15pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

My New Year resolution is to give up aerosols
Roll on 2020
by kevinchess1
Mon Aug 19 2019 10:43pm
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expressman33 wrote:
Mon Aug 19 2019 4:47pm
I was a gentleman the other day and opened the car door for my wife ,it would have been a nice gesture apart that we was going at 70mph at the time
Well my wife was absolutely furious when i didn't open the car door for her :(
But i was too busy swimming to the surface
by expressman33
Mon Aug 19 2019 4:47pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

I was a gentleman the other day and opened the car door for my wife ,it would have been a nice gesture apart that we was going at 70mph at the time