There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see...

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I am just back from the gym.

They have a brand new machine there - but I could only manage to use it for 30 minutes before feeling sick.

It was brilliant though - it does everything. ...........................










Mars Bars..... Crisps........ Snickers....... The lot.

Saw this preview tonight - very emotional & very serious and very funny in parts but I thought it was agood film - apparently a true story and very realistic.