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by kevinchess1
Tue Feb 22 2011 2:41pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Got a new aftershave
made from breadcrumbs :?:
Birds love it :)
by kevinchess1
Tue Feb 22 2011 2:45pm
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Q.
What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman :?:
A.
First one's a film
2nd one an instruction :)
by kevinchess1
Tue Feb 22 2011 9:41pm
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I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’. :?
by kevinchess1
Wed Feb 23 2011 3:48pm
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Jus got back from the hospital. They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - but at the moment it's hard to say.
by kevinchess1
Thu Feb 24 2011 10:17pm
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Memo to all staff from CS Notification to all staff regarding language: Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use on the froums The following is a translation list for employee reference: No f**king way = I'm fairly sure that's not feasible Yo...
by kevinchess1
Thu Feb 24 2011 9:56pm
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Oggy wrote:Blimey Kev, that was doing the rounds when I was a kid :shock: and that's a lonnnnnggg time ago! ;)
Your tellin me off for old jokes :lol:
by kevinchess1
Sun Feb 27 2011 10:00pm
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Gnomeo and Juliet

Many of the intelligentsia literati types will tell you that HAMomLET is Shaky's best work Some will talk up the merits of the Scotty play Whilst other will wax loud and long about one of the various kings wot he wrote about For me personally 'Romeo and Juliet' is his best work The story of the doom...
by kevinchess1
Mon Feb 28 2011 7:59am
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A Welshman gets washed up on a desert island with just a sheep an a collie dog for company. After a few days the Welshman starts to feel a little frisky and starts eyeing up the sheep. The collie dogs instincts kick in and it won't let him anywhere near the sheep. The following morning, to his delig...
by kevinchess1
Fri Feb 25 2011 2:52pm
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A charity asked me 2 donate some clothes 2 the starving people in the world.
I told them 2 go fly a kite.
Anyone who fits into my clothes aint starving. !
by kevinchess1
Thu Mar 10 2011 1:29pm
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Re: Prezzy Box exclusive 20% cashback

just to say
I maid 3 purchases straigh after the W/C
tracked straight away and the first one arrived yesterday
P+P is £3.95 and you only get 20% on the befour VAT price but that is shown on your invoice
Gets a big thumbs up from me :)