QOTM Oct 19

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by expressman33 » Thu Oct 03 2019 6:05pm

36 Who's watching?

Big Brother

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by blythburgh » Fri Oct 04 2019 7:39am

41 Whats with the cardigans?

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by stockportcounty » Fri Oct 04 2019 8:12am

28 Up to their eyeballs?
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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by dustie » Fri Oct 04 2019 1:01pm

26 What folded?

Thomas Cook

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by expressman33 » Fri Oct 04 2019 2:25pm

3 Whats revamped?

TOS Sep 19

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Oct 04 2019 5:48pm

5 Whose golf pro died?

The Wife's
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Mon Sep 02 2019 12:02pm
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee,looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me.
This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by adamred6 » Fri Oct 04 2019 6:22pm

40 Wants luck?

AAAlphaThunder

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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 04 2019 10:03pm

7 Has never Thanked?
8 Gets enormous tips?
9 Has a cask?
11 Portion out the sharp sound?
12 3 signs of a lazy person?
17 Lowest scum?
22 last letter is portioned?
23 How much groupon bonus?


34 Whats Jo doing?

38 No longer driving taxes?

46 Who's listening


56/ Gas a broken ipad?
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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by blythburgh » Sat Oct 05 2019 8:17am

9 Has a cask?

mackem
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Re: QOTM Oct 19

Post by expressman33 » Sat Oct 05 2019 12:11pm

8 Gets enormous tips?

a friend in an FB group

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