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RonFlorabud
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by RonFlorabud » Sat Nov 02 2019 5:58am
53 Owns a hammer?
The guy in court (in Maclims joke)
macliam wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28 2019 7:39pm
"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer", says the Judge
"You b@st@rd!", comes a shout from the public gallery
"You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer", continues the Judge
"You b@st@rd!", comes the same shout
The judge stops and says to public gallery "I can understand your anger at this crime, but if there are any further outbursts I will clear the court!"
Then a man in the public gallery stands up and says, "I apologise, your honour, but I've lived next door to that b@st@rd for 10 years - and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!!"
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blythburgh
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by blythburgh » Sat Nov 02 2019 6:51am
3 What happen to the tounge twister?
The police have just arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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dustie
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by dustie » Sat Nov 02 2019 9:07am
33 History with a building level?
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kevinchess1
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 02 2019 10:05am
dustie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02 2019 9:07am
33 History with a building level?
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No
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 02 2019 10:07am
4 Who killed a spider
5 Any daily that died?
13 How far to the pub?
16 Mrs Trump birthplace?
17 Woke up at 8?
20 What happen to Leo ipad?
22 Money returns before sunset?
23 Whose got it wrong?
24 They know everything?
27 Whose running?
28 Extinction close friend?
29 Anyone new member on the forums?
31 Any pontoon winner?
33 History with a building level missing?
34 How many Dailys?
40 What type of aftermath?
43 Running from the restaurant?
45 Who mentioned Cod?
46 How far back from the pub?
49 Any pontoon winner?
50 Whose stuck in the middle?
51 Topcats new comp?
56 Whats history?
58 Any free calender?
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dustie
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by dustie » Sat Nov 02 2019 12:26pm
22 Money returns before sunset?
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