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by kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 13 2016 12:17pm
My Mrs says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they...
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 13 2016 11:07pm
I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...
She's still not talking to me.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Aug 18 2016 9:44pm
I can’t spell apocalypse.
Still It's not like it is the end of the world.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 19 2016 12:03pm
Apparently one in three Europeans are conceived on an IKEA bed, which is crazy because those stores are really well lit.”
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 21 2016 7:11pm
Can someone tell me the postcode for central Newcastle?
NE1?
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 23 2016 10:51am
My son has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart
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by macliam » Tue Aug 23 2016 11:15am
kevinchess1 wrote:My son has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart
You are Masai Graham and I claim my five Pounds!
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Sep 01 2016 4:24pm
Am I disappointed that my voice activated car is not working properly?
Yes, it goes without saying.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 03 2016 3:12pm
I'm pretty sure I've got an abnormal curvature of the spine...
Call it a hunch
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 04 2016 9:37pm
I offered Expresso £5 for a go on his Stenna stair lift...
I thinks he's going to take me up on it.
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