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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 08 2018 4:30pm

My wife was ironing and I noticed she was ironing her bra, I said 'why are you ironing your bra,you don't have anything much to put in it', she replied ' I iron your underpants don't I' ? :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jun 11 2018 10:09pm

My mate lost both his legs and his voice in one terrible day. :(


But he's determined not to make a song and dance about it. :o
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jun 12 2018 7:56am

I went up to the wife this morning and said "I have a big problem"
She replied "Now look, you don't have a problem, we have a problem, remember our wedding day? for better for worse, for richer for poorer and all that, now what's this so called big problem"?
I said "We've got your sister pregnant"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jun 13 2018 8:04am

The inventor of the anagram has died.
May he erect a penis.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 15 2018 8:13am

Looks like Saudi Arabia will beheading home soon
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jun 24 2018 11:16am

I’m gave my girlfriend a massive multiple organism last night
She spat it out
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jun 28 2018 7:51pm

My doctor prescribed a facial viagra spray - apparently it makes you look hard!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 30 2018 11:18pm

Me mate, with a stutter, was telling us this story about his nan
By the end, all of us, were singing 'Hey Jude :?
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Post by Chadwick » Tue Jul 31 2018 9:24am

kevinchess1 wrote:Me mate, with a stutter, was telling us this story about his nan
By the end, all of us, were singing 'Hey Jude :?
Or the Batman theme, or Bananarama 'Na na hey hey" (extra na nas in the band name vs the original).
Or any of this lot... The 17 Most Legendary Na Na Nas In History
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Post by blythburgh » Tue Jul 31 2018 9:48am

kevinchess1 wrote:Me mate, with a stutter, was telling us this story about his nan
By the end, all of us, were singing 'Hey Jude :?

Just as well as the big bore in the local rag did not read this. He writes long letters most weeks about cycling and why we should all do it and not use our cars unless we have to. Yes, he does repeat himself constantly week after week with few new sentances. But for a while it was on the subject of stuttering that caused the avalanche on newsprint. He is a stutterer and has wrtitten "many times" to the BBC about the stuttering in "Open All Hours". And he took umbrage with the letter writers who dared to disagree with him. The fact they also had a stutter was ignored by him. :roll: Those who replied felt that the stutter was not used to make fun of Arkwright but just part of the comedy of the show. Having a stammer meant they were welll placed to judge but not in the local bores opinion unless they agreed with him of course.
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