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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 24 2018 10:23am
by kevinchess1
I said to Luke 'I have a theory that spending too much time watching online porn leads to a decline in standards of grammar.'
Luke replied 'I think your write!!!'
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 24 2018 6:34pm
by kevinchess1
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Aug 25 2018 11:21am
by kevinchess1
Jokes about communism are not funny!
Not unless everybody gets them
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Aug 25 2018 12:19pm
by blythburgh
kevinchess1 wrote:Jokes about communism are not funny!
Not unless everybody gets them
Had to think about that one
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Aug 26 2018 10:06am
by kevinchess1
Turning Vegan is a big miss steak
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Aug 26 2018 11:29pm
by kevinchess1
My parents were drunk on Aussie beer when I was conceived
I'm a Fosters child
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Aug 27 2018 7:47pm
by kevinchess1
How can you tell if someone has too much time on their hands?
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Aug 27 2018 9:34pm
by gle1975
knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who?
Doctor Who
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Aug 27 2018 11:06pm
by kevinchess1
Chinese takeaway £20.00...
Petrol to pick it up £10.00...
Getting home and realising they've forgotten one of your containers..
Riceless.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Aug 29 2018 11:10pm
by kevinchess1
There's music coming out of my printer?
I think the paper’s jammin’ again.