Imutalites Tales from the daft side

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu May 31 2018 7:35pm

expressman33 enjoy watching a mime artist
In appreciation he like's to throw invisible
money Into the collection bucket.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jun 11 2018 10:10pm

Luke watched his first porno today
Afterwards he thought 'I looked so young!'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jun 17 2018 10:46pm

Couldn't stop laughed at Thunderfog with three lions on his t-shirt.

He shouldn't have got out of the car in the safari park.
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Post by blythburgh » Mon Jun 18 2018 8:02am

kevinchess1 wrote:Couldn't stop laughed at Thunderfog with three lions on his t-shirt.

He shouldn't have got out of the car in the safari park.
Of course you would have phoned for help but could not phone whilst filming the scene
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Post by macliam » Mon Jun 18 2018 10:58am

Kev's England World Cup schedule:
Watch the team beat Tunisia by an own goal
Draw with Panama
Lose out by less than 5 goals to Belgium.
Progress to Round 2.
Keep a clean sheet against Poland after 90 minutes - then realise they're in the wrong stadium.......
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 09 2018 7:12pm

'What your favourite Apple product mackem?'
'Cider!'
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Post by macliam » Mon Jul 09 2018 8:02pm

kevinchess1 wrote:'What your favourite Apple product mackem?'
'Cider!'
Goes for me too - a nice glass of draught Aspall's with my Fission Chips (a speciality from the Suffolk Coast, especially around Sizewell :wtf:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jul 15 2018 2:38pm

For Sale:
Used football shirts. Tunisia, Panama, Sweden, Croatia and Belgium. Only worn once (except the Belgium shirt: twice)
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 18 2018 2:51pm

Expresso shrugged and said to me "This is not the country I fought for kenny."
I said "Whats make you say that?
He replied 'I were a Messerschmitt pilot in the German Air Force."
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 18 2018 2:53pm

Hosepipe ban coming into to force in the north of England...
Oxfam ad currently being aired in Ethiopia “Macky has to walk 4 miles for clean drinking water.'
If you can send just £3, he could get the bus!
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