Don't blame me I am merely passing on what was told to me

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Don't blame me I am merely passing on what was told to me

Post by blythburgh » Sat Mar 17 2018 8:07pm

My mate quit his job at the glue factory because he could not stick it

He them got a job with Apple but quit because it gave him the pip
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 17 2018 8:21pm

Think mackem a Black smith now?
I mentioned the job in the glue factory and he made a bolt for the door
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 18 2018 5:25pm

I know Apple profits are down
But their turnover is good
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Post by 1960mackem » Sun Mar 18 2018 5:37pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Think mackem a Black smith now?
I mentioned the job in the glue factory and he made a bolt for the door
Hmmmm Boltmaker - one of my favourites (Timothy Taylors)

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Post by macliam » Sun Mar 18 2018 6:49pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I know Apple profits are down
But their turnover is good
..............until the market crumbles.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Post by expressman33 » Sun Mar 18 2018 10:42pm

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 18 2018 10:45pm

blythburgh wrote:My mate quit his job at the glue factory because he could not stick it
I’ve just read a book about the Glue factory, I couldn’t put it down :thumbup:
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Post by expressman33 » Sun Mar 18 2018 10:53pm

Kev got fired from his job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. He was willing to take a whisk .

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