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Post by macliam » Wed Feb 05 2020 7:43pm

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Post by macliam » Wed Feb 05 2020 8:08pm

Father (with look of disgust) "No, no, I said bring me a SHIP in a bottle!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Feb 12 2020 8:26pm

As a surprise, the wife got me a stripper for my Birthday. :shock:

I had the old lounge wallpaper off in no time. :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 14 2020 10:05pm

I got a card from Moonpig today :thumbup:
She hates it when I call her that :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Feb 22 2020 6:31pm

Meghan Markle has decided to abstain from sex during Lent. :?

Starting with Sus sex :thumbup:
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Post by macliam » Sat Feb 22 2020 7:14pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 01 2020 8:00pm

Bloody foreigners,
born in another country but coming over here having six, seven, eight kids with different women.

Sort it Boris...Oh, hang on a minute.......
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Post by macliam » Thu Mar 12 2020 3:28pm

Sean and Mick met in the jacks at their local bar - and Sean could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed.

“Jeez, that's a remarkable yoke ye have there,” said Sean

“Aye, but it wasn’t always this way,” replied Mick. “sure, medical science can do wonders these days”
“I got this done in Dublin - it cost me 20,000 euros, but 'twas worth every penny”

Sean was envious - so envious that he drove up to Dublin that night.

A good 6 months later, Sean ran into Mick once again at the bar - and he could hardly wait to share his news.

“Ah boy, you were done," said Sean "I got mine for just 10,000 euros!”

Mick could hardly believe it. Same address in Dublin, same Doctor. So, thinking that he had been ripped off, he asked Sean if he could see the work.

Once more they lined up at the stainless steel and when Mick took a peek, he started laughing.

“No wonder you got it at half price,” says Mick, “That’s my old one!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 15 2020 7:05am

I tried to google ‘Corvid 19’ but typed ‘Coed 19 :shock:

And now I’m out of toilet roll :o
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