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Posted: **Mon Oct 22 2018 11:29am**

Genders are like the Twin towers
There used to be 2 but now it's a touchy subject

Posted: **Mon Oct 22 2018 11:08pm**

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Because it's cheaper

Posted: **Wed Oct 31 2018 10:20pm**

My auto correct changes duck to f*ck,
I won't tolerate fowl language .

Posted: **Sun Nov 11 2018 7:40am**

I am in a small group on FB and someone posted that surely one of us would need this and I thought it would look good on mackem

Posted: **Mon Nov 12 2018 6:38pm**

Trump did not go to the memorial service because of the bad weather
When it’s rainy he doesn’t want to come
But when it’s Stormy...

Posted: **Wed Nov 21 2018 7:54am**

Now re-arranged but who set it out like this

Posted: **Sun Nov 25 2018 5:39pm**

Funny thread c:

Posted: **Wed Jan 02 2019 11:36pm**

I have a baseball bat that I've named Curiosity...

Posted: **Sun Jan 06 2019 8:08pm**

I could not find the northern town I was looking for last week. So I rang Dave Lee Travis who knows the way to Oldham.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15 2019 2:28am**

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
But you go commando -
That's why I love you!

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