Re: Over 18s jokes - post here
Posted: Mon Mar 16 2020 4:25pm
Ray and Bessie have retired and gone to live in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale one day, he bought them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to Bessie "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off to the bathroom, strips and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat..."
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale one day, he bought them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to Bessie "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off to the bathroom, strips and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat..."