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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 12 2018 10:06pm

Trump didn’t go to the memorial service because it was raining


‘Lest we get wet’
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Nov 16 2018 10:20pm

Went to the doctors about my weird dreams I have.
Told him don't laugh but I'm dreaming about the RAC and the AA.
He said I'm sorry to tell you this but your due a breakdown
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Nov 16 2018 10:49pm

Just thought of a really short palindrome.
Yay!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Nov 16 2018 10:55pm

Just sold a motorbike to Theresa May, had it priced at £6000
but she said the price wasnt right, after some tough negotiations I had to accept £7000,
and she insisted I had to retain the ownership of the bike,
also she agreed that she wouldn't be able to ride it without my permission,
and it was only a few months ago said she would rather walk than buy a motorbike from me :(
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Post by bprev » Sat Nov 17 2018 3:40am

and then she agreed to different rules depending on which part of the UK it was driven in. And to top it off, any EU or non EU can come over the backstop without checks, the soft border scenario. Well done Teresa May but you probably did better than Flyaway Hair and little brother or God Forbid, Jerimiah Corbie, the bird of ill Omen. Walk Away before we have to flee

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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Nov 20 2018 9:23pm

What do we want?"
"More Welsh language!"
"When do we want it?"
"Lllangochdridnochlachithwerg!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Nov 21 2018 9:39pm

I'm a celeb contestant, Harry Redknapp, should know what it's like putting his hand into a box full of cobwebs and spiders...
...He did it for years in the Spurs trophy cabinet. :D
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Post by Scrabble817 » Thu Nov 22 2018 1:58pm

Why is the Corinth Canal like a kitchen cleaner?
It cuts through Greece.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 22 2018 3:44pm

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 22 2018 8:31pm

I cant believe thats no one found a cure for obesity?
Surely it's a walk in the park
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