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by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 12 2019 3:10pm
The next person that calls me a grass im reporting to the police!
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Jul 16 2019 9:03pm
The bank of binary coding is proud to announce that Alan Turing will be the face on their new 110010 note.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 24 2019 4:37pm
The first night of the proms featured a piece played by the Philharmonic Orchestra of Bermuda. The bloke who plays the triangle had gone missing.
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by expressman33 » Tue Jul 30 2019 2:26pm
Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad.
They were amazed to find the car taxed , M.O.T. tested and insured .
The car wasn't stolen and no drugs or stolen goods found.
The driver was completely sober and he had a full licence and no points.
A police spokesman said , "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time "
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31 2019 8:25am
I googled ‘lost medieval servant boy.’
‘This page cannot be found.’
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31 2019 8:26am
I long for a world without plagiarism
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jul 31 2019 1:04pm
I need to turn off Autocorrect
I'm tired of al it's shirt
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