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by xxxraichxxx » Fri Nov 29 2019 6:13pm
I always knock on the fridge before I open it
Just incase theres a salad dressing
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 01 2019 10:29pm
Rate our Solar system?
1 star
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 02 2019 6:41pm
My teenage daughter has 'Asda eyes
They roll back
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 04 2019 8:30pm
Charles Dickens at the bar 'Martinin please barman'
Barman replies 'Olive or twist?'
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 07 2019 11:18pm
I got the words 'Jacuzzi' and Yakuza' confused
i'm now in hot water with the Japanese mafia
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09 2019 8:56am
Went to a Rambler’s meeting last night
They didn’t half go on
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09 2019 7:46pm
Q. How many Remainers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None they'd rather stay in the dark and say everything fine and actually, they prefer it that way.
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by macliam » Mon Dec 09 2019 7:55pm
Q. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by rayf » Tue Dec 10 2019 10:31am
My wife has been having injections in her eyes all year. The good news is that next year she will be able to see much better. She'll have 2020 vision
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by expressman33 » Mon Dec 16 2019 3:41pm
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