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by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 09 2020 4:28pm
You might not look slimmer
But you would weigh less
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by rayf » Thu Jan 09 2020 5:11pm
Chadwick wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09 2020 2:21pm
[Pendantry mode]
This doesn't work as a joke. It's supposed to be witty because of the dual meanings of the word appendix. But the context doesn't support it.
If you had an appendix removed, you wouldn't look slimmer.
If a book had an appendix removed, it would look slimmer, but that's the face value of the picture anyway. There's no second meaning when the other book says 'I look slimmer because I've had some pages taken out'.
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it made me smile
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 12 2020 9:13am
Cat puns freak meowt
I’m not kitting
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by macliam » Sun Jan 19 2020 2:01pm
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 21 2020 9:25pm
"Name?"
"George Orwell"
"Occupation"
"Essayist"
"Ah, Who dare wins"
"Pardon?"
"Don't worry Mr Orwell, your secret's safe with me"
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 21 2020 11:09pm
Please don’t take the Micky out of fat people,
They’ve got enough on their plate
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by macliam » Wed Jan 22 2020 10:25pm
Dara Ó Briain wrote:
If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?
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by macliam » Wed Jan 22 2020 10:26pm
Eric entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
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by macliam » Wed Jan 22 2020 10:28pm
This Dutch guy with inflatable shoes got hit by a truck.
I tried to help him, but he'd popped his clogs......
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