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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Mar 26 2020 3:38pm
by macliam
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Mar 26 2020 9:17pm
by kevinchess1
Some Norwich players have spoken out about the depression some of the players have been dealing with since learning they can't play football... Sometimes these joke write themselves

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Mar 27 2020 1:03am
by macliam
kevinchess1 wrote:
Thu Mar 26 2020 9:17pm
Some Norwich players have spoken out about the depression some of the players have been dealing with since learning they can't play football... Sometimes these joke write themselves
Old Ipswich headline:

Bird Flu in Norwich.
20,000 sick canaries......

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Mar 27 2020 10:54pm
by kevinchess1
Once the NHS get these new Dyson ventilators all patients will start picking up nicely...

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Mar 28 2020 9:44am
by kevinchess1
I’ve been asked to perform at a ‘Covid 19‘ gig
No money, I’m doing it for the exposure

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Mar 28 2020 8:48pm
by kevinchess1
Greggs have announced plans to start a delivery service using drones...

All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me!

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Mar 29 2020 12:23pm
by expressman33
Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Mar 31 2020 10:54am
by kevinchess1
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Mar 31 2020 2:00pm
by gle1975
kevinchess1 wrote:
Tue Mar 31 2020 10:54am
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Looks like one of those Chinese markets that caused the virus!

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Mar 31 2020 4:13pm
by macliam
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