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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Dec 28 2019 7:27pm
by expressman33
kevinchess1 wrote:
Thu Dec 26 2019 4:30am
Q. What do you call a donkey with a missing leg?
A wonkey

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Dec 28 2019 9:22pm
by kevinchess1
expressman33 wrote:
Sat Dec 28 2019 7:26pm
Hello everyone and welcome to the plastic surgery anonymous group . . . I see there are a lot of new faces here tonight !
...which is bitterly disappointing

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Dec 29 2019 10:16pm
by kevinchess1
Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits

The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Wed Jan 01 2020 2:36am
by kevinchess1
Can we Lock this Thread please?
Not seen a good joke posted all year!

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Jan 03 2020 10:34am
by blythburgh
With thanks to a FB friend, Noel

First corny joke of 2020..

Q/ What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

A/ He got a little behind in his work

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Jan 06 2020 8:21am
by kevinchess1
I killed a French vampire by driving a baguette right though his heart
It was painstaking

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Jan 06 2020 11:46pm
by kevinchess1
Thanks to a typo I’ve invited my friends to go “terrapin bowling” which sounds like it could be a turtle disaster.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Jan 07 2020 11:17pm
by kevinchess1
THEY said I’d get the name of the lead singer of the Black eye peas wrong
I said ‘Will I now?’

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Wed Jan 08 2020 11:47am
by expressman33
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Jan 09 2020 2:21pm
by Chadwick
expressman33 wrote:
Wed Jan 08 2020 11:47am
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[Pendantry mode]

This doesn't work as a joke. It's supposed to be witty because of the dual meanings of the word appendix. But the context doesn't support it.

If you had an appendix removed, you wouldn't look slimmer.
If a book had an appendix removed, it would look slimmer, but that's the face value of the picture anyway. There's no second meaning when the other book says 'I look slimmer because I've had some pages taken out'.

[/Pendantry mode]