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Post by blythburgh » Sat Nov 14 2020 10:46am

Thanks Sarah, one day I will have the time to learn how to do this but that will not be this year. So much to be done sigh
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Post by expressman33 » Sat Nov 14 2020 2:25pm

I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane............See More
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Post by expressman33 » Sun Nov 15 2020 12:08pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 23 2020 7:42am

I know this might make me sound big headed, :shock:
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Wed Nov 25 2020 12:09pm

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Nov 26 2020 5:39pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 26 2020 6:40pm

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Post by gle1975 » Fri Nov 27 2020 12:57am

Nice to see Maradona in the box again.

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