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Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings are on a plane, Boris looked at Cummings, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody happy." Cummings shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people happy" Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 30 million people ecstatic!" If you're one of the 30 million keep this going !!

Ok so I have done a copy and paste but it made me laugh and just obeying the last line:

Only 30 million???????

Liverpool FC have been reported to the police for letting more than 6 in . https://www.skysports.com/football/a-vi ... ool/428868

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Mon Oct 05 2020 11:59am

Liverpool FC have been reported to the police for letting more than 6 in . https://www.skysports.com/football/a-vi ... ool/428868

Kloop was so upset by the result he's decides to get away for a few days
He pops into the travel agent and asks him for suggestion' 'Rent a place in Spain!' He replies adding 'You can't beat a good villa at this time of year

Does anyone know where I can buy some Bonsai trees
The Littlewoods catalogue is no help

Got a busy day today. Opticians, chemist and then a snack from Greggs. So it'll be....
Specs and drugs and sausage roll.

BREAKING NEWS ------ There's been a fight in the biscuit tin , a lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club , tied him to a Waggon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi . Police say Rocky was last seen After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut known to the police as Rich T. They didn't leave a crumb of evidence so the Jammi Dodgers got away with it ..

(In the Library) 'Excuse me, Have you got any books about what life will be like after a 'No deal Brexit?'
'I've nothing on the shelves.'
'Yes, that's the one.'

How do Mexicans keep warm?
They use chicken for heaters

Mexican word of the day: Bodywash

Joe Biden was on TV But no bodywash him