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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Nov 06 2020 10:55pm
by xxxraichxxx
I need a bit of advice I recently sold all my Adele albums on Ebay but the buyer hasn't sent the money for them what should I do

Should I give up or should I keep chasing payments

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Nov 06 2020 10:57pm
by xxxraichxxx
I once went on a date with a guy who loved tonic water.

I Schwepped him off his feet.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Nov 06 2020 11:08pm
by xxxraichxxx
Dentist: "You need a crown."
-Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Nov 07 2020 1:39pm
by Luke_PieStalker
kevinchess1 wrote:
Thu Nov 05 2020 2:40pm
(At the gym)
Luke 'What machine should i go on to make me more attractive to women :?: '
Trainer 'The cash machine :!: ' :?
Always a good way to lose a few pounds.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 10 2020 2:35am
by kevinchess1
I find the overuse of foreign phrases in English conversation to be rather passe.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 10 2020 2:26pm
by kevinchess1
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter. :(

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 10 2020 10:26pm
by adamred6
I was on a diabetes website and it asked me if I would 'accept cookies' which I thought was some sort of test!

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Nov 12 2020 2:50pm
by kevinchess1
Dual passport holders in Northern Ireland are technically in the E.U and out of the E.U at the same time.

Schrödingers Catholics

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Posted: Thu Nov 12 2020 3:45pm
by expressman33
Can anyone help me?
I'm trying to find the Chiropractor joke I posted about a weak back.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Nov 14 2020 10:39am
by Sarah
Just posting this image on behalf of blythburgh as she didn't know how to do it:

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