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Posted: Sat Jun 20 2020 3:59pm
by expressman33
I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Posted: Sun Jun 21 2020 12:10pm
by expressman33
Everyone at John Lennon International airport has been quarantined ----------------------------------- Imagine all the people there .......

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Posted: Sun Jun 21 2020 11:16pm
by macliam
Breaking news: King Felipe has refused to leave his private jet at Madrid Airport.

Headline: "The Reign in Spain Stays mainly on the Plane"

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Posted: Wed Jun 24 2020 3:21am
by macliam
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Posted: Thu Jun 25 2020 10:28am
by xxxraichxxx
Two budgies for sale,
Going cheap

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Posted: Sat Jun 27 2020 10:20am
by macliam
Message on Leo Varadkar's Twitter Account
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Posted: Sat Jun 27 2020 11:35am
by xxxraichxxx
My friend came back from shopping with a belt made of £20 notes.

I told him it was a waist of money.

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Posted: Sat Jun 27 2020 3:44pm
by xxxraichxxx
For anyone interested tonight there's a cracking documentary about perfume.
It's on Chanel No 5

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Posted: Sat Jun 27 2020 4:22pm
by kevinchess1
If you want to come and join me in a steam room in my kitchen, the kettle always on

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Posted: Sat Jun 27 2020 10:24pm
by macliam
You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water.

If it sinks, it's a girl Ant.

If it floats, buoyant.