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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Aug 12 2020 11:01am
by xxxraichxxx
Have you heard the joke about Elton John?
Its a little bit funny.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Aug 13 2020 8:33pm
by xxxraichxxx
Have you heard about the marxist called Rudolph who can forecast the weather?
Well Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 4:03pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 4:04pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 4:09pm
by macliam
The little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and slowly pulled himself up onto a stool, with a look of pain on his face.
After a few moments, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress smiled and asked "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he said, ".....................Arthritis"
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 4:26pm
by kevinchess1
Expresso 'I'm not buying the 'Big Issue' because of my fears about COVID19!
Normally, I don't buy it because I'm mean.'
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 8:43pm
by xxxraichxxx
I went to buy a chimney today, I asked the guy behind the counter how much they cost.
He said nothing they're on the house
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 8:43pm
by xxxraichxxx
I think my husband is going to leave me because I've swapped the labels on his spices
He hasn't found out yet but the Thyme is Cumin
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Aug 14 2020 10:03pm
by macliam
Mick was sitting in Murphy's Bar when a group of loudmouthed Americans came in.
One of them said "You Irish think you can drink! I'll bet $5000 that nobody can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes!"
Nobody said anything, but Mick slipped quietly out the back,
A while later he came back and said to yer man "You're on!" and the drinking began.
Mick finished off the tenth pint with just a few seconds to spare...
The Yank said "Well, Bud, that's some serious drinking..... but tell me, why did you make yourself scarce when I first said about the bet?"
"Well," said Mick, "$5000 is a lot to a man like me, so I popped over to Delahunty's bar to make sure I could do it!!"
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Aug 15 2020 10:10am
by kevinchess1
"I’ve just received the Russian Covid vaccine and so far i have no side efectoski secundarioski Президент Российской Федерации; Президент россии"