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by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 19 2020 10:07pm
Only 371 more days til Christmas...
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 19 2020 10:09pm
I’ve just seen Chris Rea doing a u-turn on the M25.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 20 2020 12:25pm
I'm glad we had that November lockdown so Christmas could be saved.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 21 2020 11:14pm
If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, as I need to borrow some chairs!
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 22 2020 9:44pm
Teenagers ‘What would you like us to get you for Christmas?’
Parents ‘Your own place to live!’
TC ‘We weren’t thinking of spending that much.’
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 22 2020 10:24pm
I've just released a charity Christmas single called Duvet Know It's Christmas.
It's a cover.
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by Chadwick » Tue Dec 22 2020 10:39pm
This year many people will be spending Christmas without their families.
But there's no need for them to gloat about it.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 23 2020 8:48am
I've got a COVID-19 Advent calendar'.
I'm not allowed to open any doors.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 23 2020 1:58pm
When a new Santa is elected, they hold an eggnoguraution ceremony.
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