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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jun 10 2021 1:45pm

My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus

Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 11 2021 12:05pm

The UK and the EU are trying to resolve the NI "sausage war" by holding talks in Bangor.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jun 13 2021 9:28am

Gave IDSIS £50 tonight and said "Why don't you go out and treat yourself while the footballs on?"

She said "I don't need as much as that"

I said "Don't forget it's got to last you 4 weeks"
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Post by expressman33 » Sun Jun 20 2021 10:23pm

Two men walked into a bar , the third man ducked .

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Post by expressman33 » Sun Jun 20 2021 10:25pm

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It goes down the road and turns into a field

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Post by expressman33 » Sun Jun 20 2021 10:27pm

I accidently turned the washing machine on and the cat was inside it. At least it died in Comfort.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jun 21 2021 9:22am

Just tried to buy bread at the Indian takeaway, they had naan 🫓.
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Post by gle1975 » Tue Jun 22 2021 9:40pm

My vegan friends have started a relationship. It was love at first soy-t.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jun 22 2021 10:25pm

gle1975 wrote:
Tue Jun 22 2021 9:40pm
My vegan friends have started a relationship. It was love at first soy-t.
Becoming vegan :?:
Big misteak :)
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Post by gle1975 » Tue Jun 22 2021 11:11pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Tue Jun 22 2021 10:25pm
gle1975 wrote:
Tue Jun 22 2021 9:40pm
My vegan friends have started a relationship. It was love at first soy-t.
Becoming vegan :?:
Big misteak :)
Gareth Southgate and his England team are going to turn vegan - to try and become more ex-seitan!
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