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by expressman33 » Thu Nov 11 2021 3:19pm
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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by expressman33 » Thu Nov 11 2021 3:19pm
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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by macliam » Thu Nov 11 2021 7:01pm
Some men don’t wear their wedding ring because it cuts off circulation.
But then, that's the point of it.....
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by macliam » Thu Nov 11 2021 7:04pm
If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?
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by macliam » Thu Nov 11 2021 7:07pm
What do you call a queue of rabbits, all hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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by macliam » Tue Nov 23 2021 5:17pm
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Tue Nov 23 2021 5:19pm
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Tue Nov 23 2021 5:24pm
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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