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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Oct 10 2021 8:56pm
by macliam
I know a bloke who's addicted to brake fluid.
But he says he can stop any time........
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Oct 10 2021 8:58pm
by macliam
Ebay is totally useless.
I searched for "lighters" and got 12,544 matches.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Oct 10 2021 9:05pm
by macliam
When Sweden plays Denmark, the scoreboard says SWE-DEN.
The leftover letters spell DEN-MARK.............
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Oct 13 2021 1:53pm
by Sarah
Hmm...
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Oct 14 2021 10:09am
by gle1975
My foot was run over by a rental car. It Hertz.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 3:58pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 4:30pm
by macliam
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people seem quite bright before you hear them speak.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 4:34pm
by macliam
I didn't think orthotics would work.
But I stand corrected.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 7:44pm
by gle1975
Captain O' Flynn of the Irish Navy finally retired today. He was most famous for captaining the icebreaker Ireland sent to the Gulf War.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Oct 30 2021 12:43am
by gle1975
An Apple shop has been robbed. Police are looking for iWitnesses.