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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Oct 10 2021 8:56pm
by macliam
I know a bloke who's addicted to brake fluid.

But he says he can stop any time........

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Oct 10 2021 8:58pm
by macliam
Ebay is totally useless.

I searched for "lighters" and got 12,544 matches. :roll:

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Oct 10 2021 9:05pm
by macliam
When Sweden plays Denmark, the scoreboard says SWE-DEN.

The leftover letters spell DEN-MARK............. :eh:

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Wed Oct 13 2021 1:53pm
by Sarah
Hmm...

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Oct 14 2021 10:09am
by gle1975
My foot was run over by a rental car. It Hertz.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 3:58pm
by macliam
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 4:30pm
by macliam
Light travels faster than sound.

That's why some people seem quite bright before you hear them speak. ;)

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 4:34pm
by macliam
I didn't think orthotics would work.

But I stand corrected.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 18 2021 7:44pm
by gle1975
Captain O' Flynn of the Irish Navy finally retired today. He was most famous for captaining the icebreaker Ireland sent to the Gulf War.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Oct 30 2021 12:43am
by gle1975
An Apple shop has been robbed. Police are looking for iWitnesses.