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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Apr 22 2022 11:59am
by gle1975
My son asked me "can I have a book mark". Does he not know my name is Arthur?
I still enjoy sex at 71. I live at 73.
I was sitting in traffic for an hour today. In the end I was nearly run over.
What vegetable is not served on a boat? Leek.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri May 06 2022 12:03pm
by Sarah
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun May 08 2022 7:14am
by Sarah
Reality vs Daily Express
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun May 08 2022 10:13am
by Chadwick
It really was a quite fantastic interpretation, even for the Daily Express.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri May 13 2022 12:14pm
by Sarah
Wow, this obsession with apostrophe's really take's the biscuit...
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri May 13 2022 12:38pm
by Sarah
Some more fuel for nightmare's...
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri May 13 2022 2:12pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri May 13 2022 2:25pm
by Sarah
Did you find that on the dark web?
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri May 13 2022 5:11pm
by macliam
Sarah wrote: ↑Fri May 13 2022 2:25pm
Did you find that on the dark web?
Are you suggesting it was "where the sun don't shine"?
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue May 17 2022 6:23pm
by Sarah
https://twitter.com/TeeDixie/status/152 ... a3IeDw1ULw
TEE ᗪI᙭IE wrote:I told my boss I had three companies after me and so I was looking for a wage rise.
He asked which three companies were after me...
I said "electric, gas and water..."
