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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 13, 2016 11:55 pm

I never bother with chemistry pun, because you don’t get much reaction
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:31 pm

I'm setting up a rental service for people needing artificial limbs, so let me know if you're willing to lend a hand.
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Post by macliam » Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:19 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I'm setting up a rental service for people needing artificial limbs, so let me know if you're willing to lend a hand.
- I expect a lot of people will be giving you the finger :eh:
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Post by gle1975 » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:09 pm

Have we done these old ones yet?

This years fashionable colours are yellow, brown and pink. I read it in Neopolitan magazine.

Do you believe in reincarnation? I prefer milk.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:26 pm

There seem to be plenty of people on both sides putting the "dumb" into "referendum". :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:50 pm

I don't like French pancakes, they give me the crêpes
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:23 am

Going cheese-hunting tomorrow. Just me & some friends, shooting the bries.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:17 pm

Whatever you do, always give 100% :thumbup:
Not V good advice at the blood donation centre :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:28 pm

One of my birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80s music. :shock:

Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark. :oops:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:50 pm

Mackem at Customer Service in MorrisMens
'This is a complete rip off, i want me money back!'
CS 'And what is the problem with the Instant Bar-B-Que?'
M 'Look at the picture.'
CS 'Picture?'
M 'It shows steaks, sausages, chicken and burgers. I didn't get any of that, just a load of black charcoal.;
CS 'Sir it does state 'Illustrative purpose only.'
M 'Don't try and hide behind your fancy Latin terms a to try and confuse me, It's a rip off
CS 'Okay sir I will give you a full refund IF you have a receipt.'
M 'Well of course I do.' says Mackem handing him a crumpled piece of paper.'
CS ' Wait it says here you brought 4 of these, where are the other 3?'
M 'In me freezer.'
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