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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 02 2017 4:46pm
I've joined a band called 'The Foreskins'.
We mostly play cheesy covers.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 05 2017 4:57pm
Just been to a V cheap circumcisor,
Complete rip off
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 09 2017 8:47pm
My girlfriend said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama sutra she will leave me.
It put me in a very difficult position
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 10 2017 10:48am
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because Luke put the wrong sock on this morning!
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 10 2017 9:31pm
Luke's blind date said she'd only slept with three people before they met.
he was only 30 minutes late!
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 11 2017 8:49pm
What's a priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?
A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your a**e if you get a dodgy one!
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 13 2017 9:42am
I've just rang hotBabesTV & the hot girl on the other end said "Hey sexy, what can I do for you? I'll do ANYTHING you want
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I said "Call me back its cheaper!"
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 15 2017 4:29pm
Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Alan"
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 15 2017 5:44pm
I've just booked a flight with United Airlines...
It's been ages since I've been forcibly pulled off
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 16 2017 11:33pm
I've just knocked up something in the kitchen
the cleaners pregnant
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