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by Scrabble817 » Mon Oct 30 2017 1:39am
My clock went back in the spring - I hadn't kept up the payments.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 30 2017 11:01pm
I wouldn't say expresso mean but he turned off the lights last Halloween and pretended to not be in.
Which is why he lost his job as a lighthouse keeper
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Nov 01 2017 9:46pm
What do you call a woman who's trying to get to the front of a crowd?
Jocelyn
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 04 2017 1:06pm
Breaking News!
Little Red riding hood has been found by a member of the public, unconscious and in a critical condition.
Paramedics have stabilised her condition and the Air Ambulance is in attendance.
However, I must stress, she is not out of the woods yet.
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by pakefield » Sat Nov 04 2017 4:54pm
A friend was sent this by a friend and he showed us his phone so we could read the text:
"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. No idea what he laced them with but I keep tripping"
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 18 2017 10:33pm
Q. How many expreso does it take to change a lightbulb?
A It's not that dark!'
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 20 2017 8:06am
'I don't believe it! £1.50 for a cup of tea, £2.25 for 3 custard creams...' shouted Raich
'Look Raich, you just popped round I didn't invite you' said expresso
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by Chadwick » Mon Nov 20 2017 9:08am
There is continuing debate about which is the UK's second city. The frontrunners were asked to make nominations.
Edinburgh, Belfast and Cardiff naturally nominated themselves. As did Birmingham, Manchester and Glasgow.
Liverpool nominated London.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 23 2017 8:03pm
While he was out, I fixed an ejector seat to expresso stair lift
He went through the roof
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by macliam » Thu Nov 23 2017 9:04pm
Chadwick wrote:There is continuing debate about which is the UK's second city. The frontrunners were asked to make nominations.
Edinburgh, Dublin and Cardiff naturally nominated themselves. As did Birmingham, Manchester and Glasgow.
Liverpool nominated London.
I missed this one - it must be from "The Cream of Jokes", pre 1921!!
Here's another
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An Irish post boy, having driven a gentleman a long stage , during torrents of rain , the latter civily said to him: “Paddy are you not very wet?”
“Arrah! I don’t care about being very wet; but , plaze yer honour , I’m very dry.!
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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