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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:23 am

I said to Luke 'I have a theory that spending too much time watching online porn leads to a decline in standards of grammar.'

Luke replied 'I think your write!!!'
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:34 pm

I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:21 am

Jokes about communism are not funny!
Not unless everybody gets them
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:19 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Jokes about communism are not funny!
Not unless everybody gets them
Had to think about that one :lol:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:06 am

Turning Vegan is a big miss steak
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:29 pm

My parents were drunk on Aussie beer when I was conceived
I'm a Fosters child
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:47 pm

How can you tell if someone has too much time on their hands?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:34 pm

knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who?
Doctor Who
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:06 pm

Chinese takeaway £20.00...

Petrol to pick it up £10.00...

Getting home and realising they've forgotten one of your containers..

Riceless.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:10 pm

There's music coming out of my printer?
I think the paper’s jammin’ again.
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