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Post by expressman33 » Mon Jun 24 2019 12:30pm

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jun 27 2019 1:16pm

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jun 27 2019 4:01pm

An old man gets on a bus and there's no seats available ,so he leans on his walking stick.
The bus brakes and he slips .

A young boy says "mister if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn't have happened" .

The old man replies "if your daddy had taken the same advice i'd have a bloody seat!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 01 2019 9:53pm

Child to his mum;
'Mummy, what is dark humour?'

'Well sweetheart, you see that man over there with no arms?'

'No Mummy, I'm blind'

'Exactly.'
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Post by pakefield » Sat Jul 06 2019 3:50pm

Man went to the Doctor complaining he could hear noises in his underpants.

GP replied: "you're talking bollocks"

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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 19 2019 8:28pm

I put 4 AA batteries in the Rabbit
They threw me out of the pet shop
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jul 20 2019 9:59am

I'm going to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing :thumbup:
That should spice up my autobiography :?
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Post by rayf » Sat Jul 20 2019 9:52pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Fri Jul 19 2019 8:28pm
I put 4 AA batteries in the Rabbit
They threw me out of the pet shop
so....you had to hop it ? :lol:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jul 20 2019 10:33pm

It was a hare raising experience
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Post by expressman33 » Tue Jul 30 2019 2:31pm

For those members that misheard the news last week I can confirm that AAAlphathunder is safe.
The Iranians seized a "Tanker".
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