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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:47 pm

I was a gentleman the other day and opened the car door for my wife ,it would have been a nice gesture apart that we was going at 70mph at the time
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:43 pm

expressman33 wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:47 pm
I was a gentleman the other day and opened the car door for my wife ,it would have been a nice gesture apart that we was going at 70mph at the time
Well my wife was absolutely furious when i didn't open the car door for her :(
But i was too busy swimming to the surface
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:03 pm

Boris Johnson has had a reshuffle of the cabinet.

Health Secretary - Amber Lance
Home Secretary - Laura Norder
Foreign Secretary - Oona Holiday
Chancellor - Redd Box
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:36 pm

I don't make jokes about Hitler
I don't like going out side mine kampfort zone
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Post by expressman33 » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:37 pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 10:33 am

Isn’t it awful about that Amazon is in flames
All those poor people who won’t get their packages
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Post by expressman33 » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:13 am

Local Police are hunting someone they have nicknamed "The Knitting Needle Nutter" . He has stabbed 15 people in the rear in the last 48 hours.Police believe the attacker could be following a pattern.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:17 pm

The 3 signs to spot a lazy person;

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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:05 pm

I'm in so much debt, I've had to sell some of my organs.
I'm up to my eyeballs.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:13 pm

The first rule of Veganism should be the same as Fight club :?
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