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by expressman33 » Mon Aug 19 2019 4:47pm
I was a gentleman the other day and opened the car door for my wife ,it would have been a nice gesture apart that we was going at 70mph at the time
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 19 2019 10:43pm
expressman33 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19 2019 4:47pm
I was a gentleman the other day and opened the car door for my wife ,it would have been a nice gesture apart that we was going at 70mph at the time
Well my wife was absolutely furious when i didn't open the car door for her
But i was too busy swimming to the surface
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by gle1975 » Wed Aug 21 2019 2:03pm
Boris Johnson has had a reshuffle of the cabinet.
Health Secretary - Amber Lance
Home Secretary - Laura Norder
Foreign Secretary - Oona Holiday
Chancellor - Redd Box
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 21 2019 11:36pm
I don't make jokes about Hitler
I don't like going out side mine kampfort zone
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 28 2019 10:33am
Isn’t it awful about that Amazon is in flames
All those poor people who won’t get their packages
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by expressman33 » Thu Aug 29 2019 11:13am
Local Police are hunting someone they have nicknamed "The Knitting Needle Nutter" . He has stabbed 15 people in the rear in the last 48 hours.Police believe the attacker could be following a pattern.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 01 2019 10:17pm
The 3 signs to spot a lazy person;
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 02 2019 4:05pm
I'm in so much debt, I've had to sell some of my organs.
I'm up to my eyeballs.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 02 2019 5:13pm
The first rule of Veganism should be the same as Fight club
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