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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:42 pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:03 pm

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New Birds eye advert?
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Post by expressman33 » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:36 pm

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Post by gle1975 » Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:22 pm

I bought a load of Oxo and Knorr cubes. I'm stockpiling.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:37 am

Me, buy a coffin?
That’s the last thing I need
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Post by expressman33 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:38 am

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."

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Post by expressman33 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:09 pm

I asked Leo to go and get me a newspaper , he said "grandad you are so old , just use my I-Pad ". So I picked up his I-Pad and slammed it on the floor and killed the big hairy spider.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:23 pm

The police have just arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
He's expected to receive a tough sentence.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:58 pm

Pochettino's wife this morning: Darling wake up it's 8.

Pochettino: What? Bayern scored again?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:59 pm

Chadwick wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:23 pm
The police have just arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
He's expected to receive a tough sentence.
Was she selling sea shells?
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