Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Fri Oct 25 2019 7:19pm

..... and then this guy tried to sell me Windows 10!!!!
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 25 2019 10:45pm

expressman33 wrote:
Fri Oct 25 2019 3:26pm
kevinchess1 wrote:
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q. wHY DONT POLAR BEARS EAT PENGUINS :?:
Can't get the wrapper off
No
It's because polar bears live in the artic and penguins live in the Antartic
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 26 2019 12:08am

These penguins have married for life
Can you guess which ones the wife?
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 26 2019 7:10am

Q. Why do penguins always get bail?

A. Because they’re not a flight risk!
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Sat Oct 26 2019 12:57pm

Nun for you !
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Sun Oct 27 2019 10:36am

Sorry to tell you but David Attenborough went that way when you started singing
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Post by stockportcounty » Sun Oct 27 2019 12:12pm

What do you call a penguin with no eyes?
A Pengun.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by sanity clause » Mon Oct 28 2019 10:55am

Antarctic's got talent.

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Mon Oct 28 2019 3:00pm

Swallow the Swordfish competition.

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 1 Nov) + last week's winner

Post by Boro Boy » Mon Oct 28 2019 10:52pm

Thanks for that meal; put it on the bill... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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