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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:27 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:30 am
Q. What do you call a donkey with a missing leg?
A wonkey
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:22 pm

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Hello everyone and welcome to the plastic surgery anonymous group . . . I see there are a lot of new faces here tonight !
...which is bitterly disappointing
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:16 pm

Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits

The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:36 am

Can we Lock this Thread please?
Not seen a good joke posted all year!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:34 am

With thanks to a FB friend, Noel

First corny joke of 2020..

Q/ What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

A/ He got a little behind in his work
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:21 am

I killed a French vampire by driving a baguette right though his heart
It was painstaking
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:46 pm

Thanks to a typo I’ve invited my friends to go “terrapin bowling” which sounds like it could be a turtle disaster.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:17 pm

THEY said I’d get the name of the lead singer of the Black eye peas wrong
I said ‘Will I now?’
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:47 am

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:21 pm

expressman33 wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:47 am
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[Pendantry mode]

This doesn't work as a joke. It's supposed to be witty because of the dual meanings of the word appendix. But the context doesn't support it.

If you had an appendix removed, you wouldn't look slimmer.
If a book had an appendix removed, it would look slimmer, but that's the face value of the picture anyway. There's no second meaning when the other book says 'I look slimmer because I've had some pages taken out'.

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