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by expressman33 » Sun Feb 02 2020 2:08pm
That guy we hired to make balloon animals at the Imutual Xmas party ... I wouldn't recommend him.
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by expressman33 » Sun Feb 02 2020 2:09pm
As Britain bends over, an E.U representative turns up to discuss trade deals.
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by expressman33 » Sun Feb 02 2020 2:09pm
You know that feeling when you're driving down the road and some dick comes out of nowhere...
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by Fuggsy » Mon Feb 03 2020 9:20am
My other penis extension is a Porsche.
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by garindan » Mon Feb 03 2020 12:30pm
Once again an appointment ends early as yet another customer misunderstood what the provider's penis therapy service was.
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by expressman33 » Mon Feb 03 2020 6:55pm
Don't you just hate "Take your giant inflatable di*k to work Fridays"?
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by expressman33 » Mon Feb 03 2020 6:56pm
Richard couldn't understand why people were staring as he carried his prize winning parsnip home from the fair.
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by blythburgh » Tue Feb 04 2020 10:35am
Last time I enter one of Kev's quizzes in case I win
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