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[kevinchess1]

As my legion of fans (Nice couple) will tell you, I don't gamble
I haven't had a job paying cash for about 2 years now. Even DaddyDates is all online and I don't get tips like my colleagues
Fortunately everywhere accept plastic for even the tiniest tranny But, I get a bit self conscious using plastic for a tranny thats only a few coppers. As Luke will tell you, Aldi's own Viagra is only 37p.
So I buy a Lotto ticket I was in the Coop, on Saturday, getting mackem a bottle of Meths (Chilled) and found an old Eurostar ticket in amongst me Trojans Handed it to the lady and said 'Can I have me winning in fives and tens!' How she laughed, well almost.
After she check my ticket, she said something into her mouthpiece and I though 'OH no, She recognise me from the park last night. she came over and said 'You won £2.50, that's what she said but she meant £250
Couldn't believe it, never ever won more than a tenor before
So, to celebrate my good fortune, Christmas is coming early this year with a 'Mad March Melody of cash comps
Good Luck and enjoy

[pabenny]

Well go you. Whatever you do with your winnings, I hope you enjoy it.

[macliam]

Well done - I thought I'd done well finding a £50 survey payment cheque that I'd forgotten to cash!

PS - you wouldn't want to try LIDL's Viagra, for obvious reasons....... no matter what Tesco say.

[BeautifulSunshine]

Well done you.

Purely on the basis of mathematics I'm not a gambling Man.

[Luke_PieStalker]

As Luke will tell you, Aldi's own Viagra is only 37p.

How dare you insinuate such a slanderous accusation?

I buy my viagara from Lidl.

[Sarah]

Congratulations!

[kevinchess1]

Is there no end to my Lotto Luck
I neglected to say that before I got me big wedge I purchased another ticket. I could have cancelled it I suppose but there again It wasn't like I couldn't afford it
I was in boots (The chemist, not the thigh length ones I wear on certain escorting duties), getting some Xtra STRONG HAMEROID CREAM FOR ALPADOOGY When I remembered the discount coupon expresso sold me. as I thumb through me trojans and twenties I found the Lotto ticket. I handed it to the lady without comment, she didn't look like 'I-Like-a-joke' type
She came back and said 'You can have a go for free!'
'Yes...well.. Clearly you've seem my website profile S.T.U.D! I have the STD, All I need is UII
But the agency aren't keen on me doing freebee, not even in a charity case like yourself. You need to go online, they do a senior citizen discount, and a Loyalty card (BOFGOF)
I could give you Luke's business card, he's a bit of a Chubby Chaser.'
AFTER
She stop crying and swearing she said I had 'a Free go on the lotto,' Which makes more sense

I will let you know how I get on, right after the court case

[BeautifulSunshine]

Is there no end to my Lotto Luck
I neglected to say that before I got me big wedge I purchased another ticket. I could have cancelled it I suppose but there again It wasn't like I couldn't afford it
I was in boots (The chemist, not the thigh length ones I wear on certain escorting duties), getting some Xtra STRONG HAMEROID CREAM FOR ALPADOOGY When I remembered the discount coupon expresso sold me. as I thumb through me trojans and twenties I found the Lotto ticket. I handed it to the lady without comment, she didn't look like 'I-Like-a-joke' type
She came back and said 'You can have a go for free!'
'Yes...well.. Clearly you've seem my website profile S.T.U.D! I have the STD, All I need is UII
But the agency aren't keen on me doing freebee, not even in a charity case like yourself. You need to go online, they do a senior citizen discount, and a Loyalty card (BOFGOF)
I could give you Luke's business card, he's a bit of a Chubby Chaser.'
AFTER
She stop crying and swearing she said I had 'a Free go on the lotto,' Which makes more sense

I will let you know how I get on, right after the court case

I look forward to kevinchess1 more detailed posts. The way kevinchess1 writes in crypt is genius.

I am impressed, especially the "ALPADOOGY" reference. Truly you are a genius.

[Luke_PieStalker]

I could give you Luke's business card, he's a bit of a Chubby Chaser.'

The ladies prefer the terminology steak n bake shakers up our way tvm.