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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm

I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.

She said ammonia cleaner.

I said sorry I thought you worked here
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Fri Mar 06 2020 7:30pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Wed Mar 04 2020 5:56pm
So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
xxxraichxxx wrote:
Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.

She said ammonia cleaner.

I said sorry I thought you worked here
This is like déjà vu all over again.......
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 8:25pm

macliam wrote:
Fri Mar 06 2020 7:30pm
kevinchess1 wrote:
Wed Mar 04 2020 5:56pm
So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
xxxraichxxx wrote:
Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.

She said ammonia cleaner.

I said sorry I thought you worked here
This is like déjà vu all over again.......
The symptoms of coronavirus are:

a cough
a high temperature
shortness of breath
Deja vu :shock:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 8:26pm

I've been prescribed anti gloating cream.
I cant wait to rub it in.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Mar 06 2020 8:27pm

If you think Fridays are depressing wait 1 more day and it'll be a sadder day
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 08 2020 8:32am

‘Why are you wearing that mask?’ I asked in Costa
‘It’s a Coughy filter!’
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 08 2020 8:35am

macliam wrote:
Fri Mar 06 2020 7:30pm
kevinchess1 wrote:
Wed Mar 04 2020 5:56pm
So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "Ammonia cleaner."
I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
xxxraichxxx wrote:
Fri Mar 06 2020 6:39pm
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Corona virus.

She said ammonia cleaner.

I said sorry I thought you worked here
This is like déjà vu all over again.......
Shame on you Raich. I told you that joke during pillow talk. Didn’t think you steal it
And blythburgh makes a better breakfast, her eggs are runny
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by adamred6 » Tue Mar 10 2020 7:05pm

My girlfriend thinks that I dont give her enough privacy,
well at least that's what she said in her diary.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 10 2020 9:09pm

adamred6 wrote:
Tue Mar 10 2020 7:05pm
My girlfriend thinks that I dont give her enough privacy,
well at least that's what she said in her diary.
AND
my girlfriend thinks I’m a stalker!
She’s not actually my girlfriend yet
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Tue Mar 10 2020 10:52pm

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