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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:04 pm

Yesterday I suggested to my Irish neighbour that he should use a sponge instead of toilet paper. Today I saw him in Tesco with 20 Victoria sponge cakes in his trolly.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:11 pm

gle1975 wrote:
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Yesterday I suggested to my Irish neighbour that he should use a sponge instead of toilet paper. Today I saw him in Tesco with 20 Victoria sponge cakes in his trolly.
..... at least they won't block the sewers. My English neighbour saw that the water company was warning againt the use of kitchen roll insted of toilet paper because it doesn't break down. He decided to use serviettes instead..... :mrgreen:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:42 pm

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Post by macliam » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:48 pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:01 am

Sandra went online and read we should stay 2M away for people. She said to her husband, "John can you please to to shop and get some M and M's so we obey that rule"
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:54 am

Boris Johnson: You can go for a walk only once a day.

The Proclaimers: Challenge accepted...
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:14 am

...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:24 am

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:26 am

macliam wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:11 pm

He decided to use serviettes instead..... :mrgreen:
Finally
That big wedge, jam in my glove box, will fulfil it's destiny :thumbup:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by sanity clause » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:09 am

I'm self oscillating now, but I have a bad vibe about all of this.

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