A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and occasionally a €50 note fell out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, Garda Murphy stopped her, and said, "Mother, ye're losing notes from that bag"
"Oh, jeez!" said the little old lady. "I'd best go back and see if I can find them. Thanks Gard!"
"Well, now, not so fast," said the Murphy " Where the divil did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no,", said the old lady. "You see, my cottage backs on to trump's golf course, farthest from the clubhouse."
"A lot of Golfers get caught short and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right onto my spuds. Well, ye know, that used to vex me - but then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' "
"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my shears and every time some chap sticks his yoke through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'Ye'd best give me €50euros or off it comes!'
"Well, that seems only right," grinned Murphy, "OK. Off ye go -good luck!"
Then a thought struck him, "Oh, tell me what's in the other bag ye have there?"
"Well, let's put it this way......." said the little old lady, "Not everybody pays!!!"