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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:17 pm

Some Norwich players have spoken out about the depression some of the players have been dealing with since learning they can't play football... Sometimes these joke write themselves
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:03 am

kevinchess1 wrote:
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Some Norwich players have spoken out about the depression some of the players have been dealing with since learning they can't play football... Sometimes these joke write themselves
Old Ipswich headline:

Bird Flu in Norwich.
20,000 sick canaries......
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:54 pm

Once the NHS get these new Dyson ventilators all patients will start picking up nicely...
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:44 am

I’ve been asked to perform at a ‘Covid 19‘ gig
No money, I’m doing it for the exposure
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:48 pm

Greggs have announced plans to start a delivery service using drones...

All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:23 pm

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:54 am

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:00 pm

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Looks like one of those Chinese markets that caused the virus!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:13 pm

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