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Post by expressman33 » Sat Jun 20 2020 3:59pm

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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Post by expressman33 » Sun Jun 21 2020 12:10pm

Everyone at John Lennon International airport has been quarantined ----------------------------------- Imagine all the people there .......
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Post by macliam » Sun Jun 21 2020 11:16pm

Breaking news: King Felipe has refused to leave his private jet at Madrid Airport.

Headline: "The Reign in Spain Stays mainly on the Plane"
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Post by macliam » Wed Jun 24 2020 3:21am

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Post by xxxraichxxx » Thu Jun 25 2020 10:28am

Two budgies for sale,
Going cheap
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Post by macliam » Sat Jun 27 2020 10:20am

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Post by xxxraichxxx » Sat Jun 27 2020 11:35am

My friend came back from shopping with a belt made of £20 notes.

I told him it was a waist of money.
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Sat Jun 27 2020 3:44pm

For anyone interested tonight there's a cracking documentary about perfume.
It's on Chanel No 5
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jun 27 2020 4:22pm

If you want to come and join me in a steam room in my kitchen, the kettle always on
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Post by macliam » Sat Jun 27 2020 10:24pm

You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water.

If it sinks, it's a girl Ant.

If it floats, buoyant.
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