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Post by macliam » Sat Jun 27 2020 10:26pm

They're selling glass coffins on Amazon.

Will they be popular?.... Remains to be seen.
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Post by macliam » Mon Jun 29 2020 7:54pm

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jul 02 2020 10:39am

This will be the first year we won't be going to Hawaii because of Covid 19
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Normally we don't go because we can't afford it

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jul 02 2020 1:40pm

I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair.”

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jul 02 2020 1:42pm

One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Richard Frost » Thu Jul 02 2020 1:49pm

expressman33 wrote:
Thu Jul 02 2020 1:42pm
One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
There is no Burger King at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch the nearest is Bangor.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jul 02 2020 3:03pm

The fact you took time to google that is funnier than the joke.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Richard Frost » Thu Jul 02 2020 3:05pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Thu Jul 02 2020 3:03pm
The fact you took time to google that is funnier than the joke.
I used Bing,
other search engines are available.

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Post by Chadwick » Thu Jul 02 2020 6:11pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Thu Jul 02 2020 3:03pm
The fact you took time to google that is funnier than the joke.
I absolutely wasn't about to do just that.

There's a cafe opposite the station, from memory.
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Post by macliam » Sat Jul 04 2020 3:26pm

Patient "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."

Doctor "Well you can't say fairer than that then"
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