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by macliam » Fri Aug 14 2020 10:03pm
Mick was sitting in Murphy's Bar when a group of loudmouthed Americans came in.
One of them said "You Irish think you can drink! I'll bet $5000 that nobody can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes!"
Nobody said anything, but Mick slipped quietly out the back,
A while later he came back and said to yer man "You're on!" and the drinking began.
Mick finished off the tenth pint with just a few seconds to spare...
The Yank said "Well, Bud, that's some serious drinking..... but tell me, why did you make yourself scarce when I first said about the bet?"
"Well," said Mick, "$5000 is a lot to a man like me, so I popped over to Delahunty's bar to make sure I could do it!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me